[Heromux] The Pirate Dragon

Summary: Kilroy elicits the help of Darix and Lunair in defeating some pirates and cleaning up the toxic coin magic in the ocean.

Location: The High Seas

Date: 2014.04.18

Emitter: N/A

Players: N/A

NPCs: Mumblebeard

Groups: Magic and Mysticism, Aquatic

Tone: Heroic

Rating: Public

The World's Too Old

The World's Too Old

The World's Too Old for a Heart Like Mine

Said Surly Captain Hoboken...

I've broken dreams

Of Yesteryear

Of Yesteryear

Said Surly Captain Hoboken...

I'll buy a boat

And sail to sea

Sail to Sea

Said Surly Captain Hoboken...

Adventure is the life for me

The Life For Me

Said Surly Captain Hoboken...

To Atlantis I will Sink

I shall Sink

Said Surly Captain Hoboken...

Denied the Dreams

Of the Deep Blue Sea

Of the Deep Blue Sea

Said Surly Captain Hoboken...

The King Has Barred

The way you See

Barred the Way Forever

For Surly Captain Hoboken...

I'll play the Pirate

And look for Gold

Look for gold

Said Surly Captain Hoboken...

And off about

And around he went

Went Mumblebeard the Pirate...

Gold that Shines

In Sun and Sea

In Sun and Sea

Craved Mumblebeard the Pirate...

A Plasma pistol in either hand

In either hand

In either hand

For Mumblebeard the Pirate...

The Sun's Fine Burning

At My command

At my command

Gloated Mumblebeard the Pirate...

Songs of treasure

Filled his head

Filled the head

Of Mumblebeard the Pirate...

So round the Atlantic

He did search

Search did he

Did Mumblebeard the Pirate...

Then at last hope

He did find

Did he then find

Did Mumblebeard the Pirate...

A secret mystic

Held the key

Held the key

For Mumblebeard the Pirate...

And so the scurvy

lads set forth

lads set forth

For Captain Mumblebeard the Pirate...

A battle fought

Hard, Not won

Hard, not won

Lost for Mumblebeard the Pirate...

The hearty lass with

Firey guns

Firing Guns

At Mumblebeard the Pirate...

A crew of iron

Against the guns

Against the guns

Of Mumblebeard the Pirate...

A Dragon soaring

Over the clouds

Over the ship

Of Mumblebeard the Pirate...

The magic did the Dragon's

Heart proclaim

Heart proclaim

Near Mumblebeard the Pirate...

The Dragon's Roar then

He did shame

Brought too much shame

To Mumblebeard the Pirate...

The pirate crew

Were scattered far

Scattered far...

From Mumblebeard the Pirate...

But curses lifting

Then rained gold

Raining gold

For Mumblebeard the Pirate....

A jig of joy then

He did dance

Then he did dance

Did Mumblebeard the Pirate

And took his hoard

He did run

Did he run

Did Mumblebeard the Pirate...

And count and count

And swim and smile

Swim and Smile

Did Mumblebeard the Pirate...

Enjoyed he did,

Then did rest a while

Rest a while

Did Mumblebeard the Pirate...

Slept a sleep

Of ages deep

Ages deep

Did Mumblebeard the Pirate...

Transferred a curse

From cursed gold

Cursed gold

To Mumblebeard the Pirate...

Transform he did

To blood so cold

Blood so cold

Did Mumblebeard the Dragon...

A hook on his tail

And eyes so black

Eyes pitch black

Ere Mumblebeard the Dragon...

A thirst for gold

And vengeance true

Vengeance true

Sought Mumblebeard the Dragon

So watch out matey

He'll come for you

Come for you

Dire Mumblebeard the Dragon...

Give him gold

Or y're in the stew

In the stew

Of Mumblebeard the Dragon!!!